My Hitchcock Birds Barbie Arrives!
This is mine! Mine, mine, mine. Is it all that I dreamed it would be. Yes. Yes, it is… and much more.
Honestly, now that it’s here, I’m not even sure what to do with it.
Do I have to leave it in the box forever?
Can I take it out and play with it?
Can I make the birds peck her on the head?
Should I fashion some sort of chain and wear it around my neck?
Should I just carry it around with me wherever I go and force others to agree that it’s the most amazing Barbie doll ever?
If you’re out and about in Toronto and you see a grown woman with a Barbie in her lap… be sure to say hello!
Posted on November 7, 2011, in Miscellany and tagged alfred hitchcock, barbie, the birds. Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.
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do they have a dietrich one from Shanghai Express?
Ha! That would be almost has awesome as The Birds Barbie. There is a Grace Kelly from To Catch a Thief, but she was a walking, talking Barbie anyway, so it doesn’t count.
Wow, simulaneously cool and hysterically funny! I want the birds to peck her on the head . . . but where is Suzanne Pleshette barbie??? I would make the Tippi and Suzanne barbies comfort each other after the birds pecked them and they could remove each other’s soiled torn clothes and put band-aids on each other and . . . and . . . sorry, I digress.
Buy another and keep one in the box forever — put it in your will. Open the other and play . . and look for Suzanne barbie !!!
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Whoa! Down boy!
Sadly, there is no Pleshette Barbie. Nor is there an Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates dressed as Mrs. Bates Ken doll, which is the only other Barbie I can think of that would be more genius than this Birds Barbie.
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