Happy Valentine’s, My Pet. It’s also my birthday.
I’ve always suspected John Barrymore would be a terrible Valentine. Like he would just get drunk, only talk about himself and his famous family, and eventually vomit on your rug and pass out in your bed with a lit cigarette in his hand. Then I find out John Barrymore’s birthday is on Valentine’s Day and that confirms it – it would be all about him.
Beware the handsome bad boy, ladies! He’ll break your heart and leave you with an expensive dry cleaning bill!